The machine won't let me click the heart ideograph without asking me to subscribe, and when I subscribe, it won't let me click the heart ideograph without asking to subscribe, so instead I am typing a comment to say that I appreciate this post, because it expresses my exact feelings on this matter. Thank you. And now I shall click on the little green "Post" button and see if it asks me to subscribe . . .
The machine won't let me click the heart ideograph without asking me to subscribe, and when I subscribe, it won't let me click the heart ideograph without asking to subscribe, so instead I am typing a comment to say that I appreciate this post, because it expresses my exact feelings on this matter. Thank you. And now I shall click on the little green "Post" button and see if it asks me to subscribe . . .
It did! But then it emailed me a link to sign in . . . so I'm real now. For now.
Oof this one hit me. Loving the form of this sort of sci fi short story.